I have decided to start another company. I'm going to call it "Haute Penis Couture". I'm going to sell little bitty outfits for your man's penis. I do like the idea. Maybe I will also sell landscape settings for a woman's boobage.
I will, of course, label everything with a warning:
"Do not take pictures of your penis or boobage dressed up and send them to kids. It's just not an ideal way to go down in history."
I think that sums it up. Anyone want to help me figure out what outfits to make? Anyone know how to sew?
Just a little thing about me, just so you know.....
In 8th grade, I was in Home Economics. I failed the class. Wanna know why? I couldn't sew worth a damn. Still can't. I had to make a piece of clothing for myself or for someone else to wear. Yes, actually wear. I decided to make a skirt. Can't be that hard, right? Man, was I wrong. It was a complete fail. My midterm was baking something... I made a butter cake. It would have been awesome, but I totally forgot to add the butter. Another fail. Yeah, my teacher just made me do other stuff that didn't involve sewing or baking.
Now, on the other hand, these days I can cook up some pretty bad ass meals and cakes and shit. The sewing, though, still sucks. NO way in Hell will I be able to do that. I can't sew a damn button. I'm so glad there are little shops that will fix stuff like that for you....
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